February 2012
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awkwardbirds:
I get really intense about...
Watchtyleroakley:
I bought one to shit with, to be honest.
“Most women in ‘Merica”.. WTF IS THIS!?!? You can piss standing up to avoid dirty mall bathrooms… where are you going to go? In the middle of a fucking store?!?! So many questions left unanswered.
hallswellthatendswell asked: the dolls (if you could call them that hahah) are from dicks sporting goods, but theyre also on the nhl website (:
FUCK THE BACHELOR!!!
“WHAT? My girlfriend is a manipulative bitch who doesn’t love me? I better keep her around a bit longer…”
FUCK YOU BEN! YOU DESERVE PSYCHO BITCH!! FUCK YOU!
electricbadger:
masks-and-marionettes:
gryffinwhore-love:
katnisseverqueen:
karainhogwarts:
Thank you Academy, for taking a crap on the entire crew of Harry Potter, consecutively, for 10 years. Bravo, assholes.
Teaching my mom and her friend how to use...
old people…. lol ;)
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Angelina, next time you want to show off your...
Unless… wait… What if she only had time to shave one leg. Maybe that’s why they were late. Or what if she’s really a robot and her other leg is malfunctioning so they had to send it to the shop and the replacement leg was a black robot man leg. OR!! Maybe her other leg has a horrible rash on it. OR she got leprosy and her other leg is falling apart….
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
haha. That’s kinda like saying you have OCD because you like to color coordinate things. But it is funny.
